Ukas vits: Om å kjøpe toalettpapir
Få en bra start på uka med et skjevt innslag fra redaksjonen bak Metal Supply.
– Sir, I want to buy toilet paper.
– Certainly. What kind do you want?
– What kind do you have?
– This one is called Marilyn Monroe. It's the best we have. It's soft and sensual, and caresses your behind.
– Ah, and how much does it cost?
– It cost one pound.
– Oh, that is too expensive. Do you have any other toilet paper?
– Yes, we have this one, called Jimmy Stewart. It's honest and fair, and gets the job done.
– Very good, and how much does it cost?
– It cost 50 p.
– Oh, that is too expensive. Do you have any other toilet paper?
– Yes, we have this one – we call it John Wayne. It cost only 10 p.
– I'll take it! But tell me, why is it called John Wayne?
– Because it's rough, and it's tough – and it takes no shit from an Indian!